“I’m sad and relieved that it’s the end.”
Jonathan Coulton wrote these words on his blog on September 30th 2006. After posting a song a week on his website for a year, his Thing a Week project had finally come to an end. To be honest, after listening to each song, reading every post and interview, searching the JoCopedia for hours on end, and viewing too many machinima music videos on YouTube, I too am relieved that it’s over.
I began this article a few weeks ago with the aim of telling the tale of Thing a Week. With the recent release of Jonathan Coulton’s greatest hits, JoCo Looks Back, I thought it would be a nice, neat little story about an amateur musician who bravely struck out into the world with a novel vision for creating and distributing his songs. In retrospect that seems like blatant naivety on my part, stories just aren’t that simple. This story isn’t that simple. What’s more important though, and what I found more distressing, is that this story isn’t really that interesting.
Now I don’t mean to insult Mr. Coulton. I’m sure his life isn’t boring, at least not to him. It’s just that from my point of view, a writer looking for an enthralling narrative, it’s rather mundane. There are no moments of revelation, no hidden desires, no sudden transformations. What I’m saying is, there are no stereotypical plot twists. Jonathan Coulton’s life is not a Hollywood movie.
The story I’ve uncovered hasn’t been about rock and roll. In hasn’t even been about Jonathan Coulton. It’s been about an average writer struggling to find the thread of a story in a mess of real life events and eventually realizing that there was little substance to the whole affair in the first place.
The thing is, I could have told Coulton’s story. I was considering starting with a humourous quote that would lead into a revelatory anecdote, then nicely into a general background paragraph. I was going to refer to him not as Mr. Coulton or JoCo, but as Jonathan, which I considered more personal. I hoped this would add a touch of intimacy to the piece. I was then going to construct a simplified narrative out of the materials I had available. I was going to pick out specific songs, specific themes, special moments in the story and wrap it all up nicely at the end with a nice little bit of reflection. Make a point about how Thing a Week taught me something about the wider world. Pretty standard fare.
But that’s where it all started to go wrong. I began to realise that I was starting to impose my own narrative on the story. I was starting to transform an honest report into a plotted narrative. I felt that I was constructing and placing this narrative on the events to try to invigorate a flagging story.
Now please understand that I wasn’t tampering with facts. I wasn’t lying or rearranging the order of events. I was just unconsciously attempting to highlight certain episodes to try to create tension, create anticipation and find moments of dramatic release. Trying to amplify the natural dramatic elements of the story to make it more entertaining. So I paused and tired to address the problem. I started looking for the real story. That was when I started to run into obstacles.
I quickly realised it wasn’t necessary to tell the story of Thing A Week dramatically. It could be told in simple paragraph. Jonathan Coulton was a music graduate from Yale, who after working for a computer software company for eight years tried to become a professional musician. He wanted to experiment with how he recorded, produced and distributed his music, therefore he started the Thing a Week project. He updated his blog every Friday for a year with a new song composed that week. He was mildly popular to start with, yet after his songs ‘RE: Your Brains’ and ‘Code Monkey’ were turned into machinima music videos he became an Internet phenomenon. He has hence been able to support himself financially as a musician and continues to play his style of geek rock to ever increasing audiences.
See how easy that was? But that simple revelation led to some more serious problems, problems that went beyond the worrying fact I no longer had a story for my article. I realised that while writing about popular culture can seem interesting at first, the hidden seams that it suggests aren’t so rich. Pop culture topics with depth are rare. Jonathan Coulton wrote some catchy pop-rock songs that lyrically flirted with aspects of Internet and geek culture. They were entertainment, they were never meant as anything more than that.
On top of this, and this is probably most contentious problem that came to mind, I realised that narrative reconstruction of real life events is impossibly difficult and essentially flawed. In 1966 Truman Capote wrote In Cold Blood as a reconstruction of the Clutter murders. As masterful a piece of storytelling as it was, it always remained that – a story. As soon as Capote created a narrative around the events, no matter how much research he did, how many interviews, it left the realm of reporting and became something else.
But out of all the things I discovered through my attempts to write about Jonathan Coulton there is one thing that has struck me the most. It’s an integral part of being a reporter, a journalist, a writer. I discovered it on the first day of my explorations into Jonathan’s life, yet it didn’t reveal it’s true form until the end of this saga. It was written on Jonathan’s same last post that had announced “I’m sad and relieved that it’s the end.”
The second last week of the project had seen Jonathan announce that the final song of the series would be a cover. He also revealed that to help him complete this cover version he would need recordings of handclaps. So he asked for submissions from his fans, as he had done a couple of times before. If you recorded a single handclap and emailed it to him, he would use it in the song. You would be part of the last ever Thing a Week, a small part of music history.
As the tension mounted and people sent in their claps, Friday approached. The final song was nearly ready. Jonathan had been tweaking and recording all week, perfecting the last Thing a Week. Then, that Friday, it was revealed that the last song was a double cover of Queen’s ‘We Will Rock You’ and ‘We Are the Champions’. Jonathan used every submitted handclap.
However the final post of Thing a Week began with a hint of nostalgia and thanks. “Unbelievably, we are here. Thanks to all of you who sent in hand claps – every one of them is in there.” Then it moved into humourous commentary “It was very charming how almost all of you apologized for the quality of the recording, and suggested that I just throw it away and forget about it if it was unusable.” But then it finished with a simple message. A tongue-in-cheek, yet still serious, piece of advice. “I have taught you well – always, ALWAYS doubt yourself.”
Jonathan. You got me again.
Maybe my intuition isn’t always right. Maybe sometimes the stories just aren’t there. I guess it’s better to doubt yourself than to plough ahead with try to write a formulaic feature that moulds the story to the writer’s needs. Looking at how things really are is far more important. For maybe there was a real story here after all, just not one I was looking for.