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Where The Slime Live

In Guides, Music on November 9, 2009 at 5:03 pm

Last week, after listening to Baroness and being suitably impressed, I didn’t really know how to continue my heavy metal exploration. So I sought out a guide on the internet and I found (the now defunct) Stylus Magazine’s article Into the Void: A Beginner’s Guide to Metal.

It sounded perfect, and after a brief read through it seemed pretty promising as it broke heavy metal down into some of sub-genre’s I’d heard of: death metal, black metal, doom metal, etc… So I jumped right in and listened to their Death Metal list (at least, all of it that was available on Spotify).

Now, maybe this was a bit of a rash decision because I’ve subsequently learnt that death metal isn’t the easiest of genres to listen to. In fact, some might go so far as to describe it as the some of the hardest, ugliest (to use Stylus’ word), least pleasurable music you can find.

Well I gritted my teeth and over two days worked my way through the list. I got through it, and in the next day or two I’m going to put up some of my first impressions of death metal.

But before I do so, you should know that since I listened to that list I’ve researched the evolution of heavy metal. Really, just because I needed to clear up how you get from Black Sabbath to Mastodon in forty years. The result of this investigation is best served in diagram form. I therefore present the Shoveling Snow Evolution of Heavy Metal Flow Chart in all its pot-holed shoddiness:

Evolution of Heavy Metal

Now before anyone says “that’s wrong, and that’s wrong too” – I know, this is a really, really, really rough sketch and is in no way definitive (or even right). But on the other hand If you want a copy of this gloriously error-ridden guide, send me a postcard with your address on the back and I’ll send you your very own hand-crafted copy.

Medieval Iceland

In Books, History on November 8, 2009 at 12:23 pm

Jesse Byock - Medieval Iceland: Society, Sagas and Power

When Iceland’s first settlers emigrated from Norway in the ninth century, they took a number a things with them. They took their families and they took their slaves, but they also took their lawbooks.

For the first three hundred years of settlement, law became the central pillar of Icelandic society. In a new land, with no indigenous population and scant resources, the Icelanders did without a monarch. Instead they created a commonwealth with a detailed and complex legal system which guaranteed the rights of the freemen of Iceland. (This included the rapidly emancipated slaves)

Now, this wasn’t some idyllic, egalitarian society, women had few rights and bloodfeuding was common. However, medieval Icelandic society is interesting because when contrasted to the increasingly hierarchical political culture developing across medieval Europe, it is a historical anomaly.

In Jesse Byock’s fascinating book “Medieval Iceland: Society, Sagas and Power” this Icelandic society is brought to life, yet it is also examined in an unusual way. Byock takes Iceland’s most famous literary product, the sagas, and uses them alongside traditional historical sources to illustrate how this society would have functioned. The result is a brilliant book that breathes life into an esoteric topic that few people would consider ever reading about.

All of Your Fears Are Well Founded and True

In Music on November 3, 2009 at 12:53 pm

blue_record

Baroness are from the states, they’re southerners and they make this badass mix of southern rock and bruising volume with a healthy dose of chug-chug-chugging guitars. Apparently this is progressive sludge metal. Ignore the label, it’s really groove laden and if I was to describe it I would call it heavy, heavy (really fucking heavy) rock.

Blue Record has two great claims to fame:

1. It has one of the greatest ever song titles – “A Horse Called Golgotha”

2. It has one of the most high-octane, fist-pummelling, horse-hoof-pounding tracks of the year – “The Gnashing”. Admittedly this is a rubbish title, but I challenge anyone to listen to this and not get some sort of kick out of the way it builds and builds before unleashing two verses of shouted lyrics in a storm of full tilt guitars and crashing drums.

Actually, I’ve decided I really like Baroness. I like their heavy, loud, groove laden onslaught. Plus, the instrumental interludes on Blue Record, where melodic riffs are teased out for a minute or two, give you little breathers between the heavier songs. What can I say, It’s my first taste of metal and I’m surprised that it rocks so hard, that it’s so much fun and that I like it so much.

“All of your fears are well founded and true, all my hands are callous and cruel, all of my arrows that riddle you through are bullets that fire me back into you.” – The Gnashing (Baroness)

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Into the deep black of the night…

In Music on November 2, 2009 at 8:53 pm

Dead Moon

Ages ago, I wrote about Mastodon and their third album, Blood Mountain. I said that I would never like it and that I didn’t think I would ever understand metal’s appeal. Well, it’s time to eat my hat. But only half of it. For although I still have no clue about the sprawling genre that is “metal”, I’ve had a complete volt-face on Mastodon I’m really enjoying their latest album Crack the Skye.

In fact Crack the Skye has acted a bit like a gateway drug. As soon as I devoured it I listened to their watershed album Leviathan, and then I moved onto Blood Mountain. And now I’m looking for more, or maybe something similar…

The problem is that I still have no clue when it comes to listening to metal, but I think the time has finally come to explore the strangest of all musical genres.

Now, I don’t have a plan of any kind, I’m just going off the deep end. But I do want to come out of this knowing my progressive from my power, my black from my death, and my stoner from my sludge.

So, irregular Shoveling Snow service will continue as normal, just expect to be kept abreast of my voyage into the deep black of the night…

‘Capability’ Brown

In History on November 2, 2009 at 10:50 am

Lancelot "Capability" Brown by Nathaniel Dance

Lancelot ‘Capability’ Brown was an English landscape gardener who lived in the mid-Georgian period and was notorious for creating fake wilderness’ by moving hills, damming rivers and flooding small valleys.

He earned his nickname ‘Capability’ because he would tell his clients that their estates had great “capability” for landscape improvement. Generally this improvement would involve ripping out old formal gardens and replacing them with smooth, bland acres of undulating grass and serpentine lakes.

In fact Brown was so fond of landscape improvement that Richard Owen Cambridge once quipped that he hoped to die before Brown so that he could “see heaven before it was improved.”

Mastodon Album Covers

In Art, Music on November 1, 2009 at 8:32 pm

Paul Romano’s artwork for the past three Mastodon albums has been amazing.

Crack The Skye

Mastodon - Crack The Skye

Blood Mountain

Mastodon - Blood Mountain

Leviathan

Mastodon - Leviathan

Ramona Falls’ Set List

In Design, Music on September 30, 2009 at 12:32 pm

Ramona Falls Cartoon Setlist

I saw this cartoon setlist used by Ramona Falls at their recent gigs and I thought that it was a pretty novel way of remembering which song comes next. It reminds me those reusable sticker books kids play with.

Set goes:

1. Diamond Shovel  2. Russia  3. I Say Fever  4. The Darkest Day  5. Bellyfulla  6. Boy Ant  7. Going Once, Going Twice  8. Salt Sack  9. Always Right  10. Clover  11. Melectric

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Collection of Songs: 2006-Present

In Music on September 30, 2009 at 8:01 am

Supernova Scotia – Collection of Songs: 2006-Present

As Collection of Songs: 2006-Present is the closest that you can come to a Supernova Scotia album at the moment, I thought that I should mention that in his infinite generosity head-nova himself, David Sheenan, has made it available as a free download on Last.fm. Although it only runs to eight tracks, around 25 minutes, it goes beyond merely collecting some tracks from a bedroom electronica act. It provides a snapshot of some of Supernova Scotia’s best songs to date. ‘Capogg’, as featured on the old Analogue mixtape, is here, as is ‘Oxen’ and the wonderful ‘Worrying is Wasteful’. For fans there might not be anything new here, only Cave and Canvassers Pt. 2 were new to me, yet it’s still a great sampler for anyone unfamiliar with the band.

However I do have a bone to pick with this ‘collection’, for I know that Supernova Scotia have a load of other great tracks that they haven’t included here. Songs such as ‘Bad Party’, ‘Tron’, ‘Boredom Abroad’, some of my favourites, obviously didn’t make the cut. Maybe it’s because these tracks have a more prominent vocal element. Maybe these tracks have been trimmed from the discography with a bit of historical revision, weeding out those tracks that don’t fit in with Supernova Scotia’s currently more instrumental sound. Or maybe they’re being saved for something more professional to come… Either way, with promises of new tracks this October, I’m going to be keeping my eye on Supernova Scotia, hoping for a proper release soon.

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Props to Volpin

In Design, Games on September 21, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Volpin Props Fallout 3 Gun

Every now and again, while watching a film or playing a video game, I suddenly get that really childish urge to go “omfg it would be so sweet to have that huge gun/rocket launcher/robotic arm in real life.”

Well, as you can probably imagine, lots of people have that same thought. Yet unlike myself, lots of people act upon that urge. Some turn to cosplay, others to larps, and some turn to prop making.

Hence, I just wanted to bring to attention Volpin Props, merely on the grounds that the handmade replicas this guy makes are absolutely amazing, even if you’ve never seen the original they’re based on.

Check out his flickr stream of completed projects. I particularly like the Daft Punk helmet.

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How to join the Foreign Legion

In Guides on September 6, 2009 at 8:13 pm

French Foreign Legion

  1. Since you’re already online, get your credit card out and book the next flight to Paris.
  2. Once you land, get the shuttle bus to the city centre and get on a Line A RER train to Fontenay-sous-Bois.
  3. Get off at and make your way to the recruitment centre at Fort de Nogent to sign up.

As long as you aren’t in serious trouble with the police, that’s it. Make sure you’ve got your pseudonym sorted out before you get there because you get to ‘declare your identity’ so that you can get a ‘fresh start’.

The Very Best

In Music on September 4, 2009 at 9:57 am

Esau Mwamawaya and Radioclit are The Very Best

This is a mixtape. Fifteen tracks of collaborations between producers Radioclit and Malawian singer and musician Esau Mwamwaya. It crosses BLK JKS (who have a new album out), Vampire Weekend, M.I.A. and more, with traditional Malawian music. It came out last year, but it still sounds fantastic.

I like it because although I can’t understand any of the lyrics they still sound wonderfully summery and at the same time a bit cheesy in that distinctly happy-go-lucky African way (especially ‘Boyz’).  The best bit is that it’s still available for free download.

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The Historical Note

In Books on September 3, 2009 at 7:41 pm

Margaret Atwood - The Handmaid's Tale

In many science fiction books, once you skim through the epilogue and scan the afterword, there lies that most indulgent of post-scripts, the Historical Note. It is usually composed of background filler that the author is attempting to crowbar into the novel under the guise of an illuminating critical analysis from a ‘present day’ historian.

Well I’ve just finished reading Margaret Atwood’s The Handmaid’s Tale and I’ve found a Historical Note that isn’t self-indulgent rubbish.

It works because although it presents the plot in a broader ‘historical’ context, it does so by having a professor of ‘Gilead Studies’ treat the novel as a primary source. By treating the text as a document, with all the problems a real documentary source would contain, rather than an unquestionable chronicle of events, this Historical Note becomes an asset to our understanding of the novel rather than an indulgence by the author. By adding a degree of ambiguity Atwood creates a more convincing reality.

How to join the Swiss Guard

In Guides on September 2, 2009 at 3:17 pm

How to join the Swiss Guard

  1. Learn German so that you can…
  2. become a Swiss Citizen, apply here.
  3. Convert to Catholicism. (If you’re not already Catholic that is)
  4. Make sure you’re male, here’s some advice.
  5. Make sure you’re single. (Need a divorce? Remember – don’t tell them about this)
  6. Get a degree or professional qualification.
  7. Join the Swiss Armed Forces (not the Swiss Army)
  8. Make sure you’re taller than 5 feet 7 inches, or get some Cuban heels.
  9. Apply for the Swiss Guard.
  10. Cross your fingers…

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Post-Nothing

In Music on September 1, 2009 at 8:25 pm

Japandroids - Post-Nothing

Japandroids’ debut album, Post-Nothing, came out in April. It even got longlisted for the Polaris Prize – so I kind of missed the boat on this one. Better late than never however. Post-Nothing is catchy, garage, thick-riff rock made by two guys, one guitar and one drum set.

I like it because it’s loud and overdriven, they both tend to sing in this almost-falsetto that’s a little otherwordly, all eight songs are good and have lines like “We run the gauntlet, let’s get to France so we can French kiss some French girls”. Oh, and the guitars sound like what I imagine diamonds might sound like – if you could play them.

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Statues of Historians #2

In Art, History on August 12, 2009 at 7:27 am

W.E.H. Lecky

W.H.E. Lecky statue

William Edward Hartpole Lecky was an Irish historian born in 1838 at Newtown park near Dublin. Although he originally studied divinity and published books on the history of morals he is primarily remembered for writing his multi-volume History of England during the Eighteenth Century. From this work was drawn his now canonical History of Ireland in the Eighteenth Century.

His statue was created by John Goscombe in 1904 and stands on the south side of the Campanile in the Library Square of Trinity College Dublin.

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Statues of Historians #1

In History on July 21, 2009 at 9:55 am

 Jean-Pierre Cros-Mayrevieille

Jean-Pierre Cros-Mayrevieille

Jean-Pierre Cros-Mayrevieille was a French historian born in 1810 just outside of Carcassonne. He dedicated a life of study to the social and economic history of the Aude region and in particular to the ruined cité of Carcassonne. In 1839 he discovered the tomb of Bishop Guillaume Radulphe in the south chapel of St. Nazaire and managed to secure the cathedral’s subsequent preservation by having it listed under the Historic Monuments Act. In 1849 he led a campaign to save to cité from demolition by the French government and hence is considered the ‘first saviour’ in the story of the cité’s preservation. His work culminated in 1850 with the publication of his book Monuments militaires et religieux de la cité de Carcassonne.

His bust sits in the Place du Chateau in the cité of Carcassonne.

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What is Twitter?

In Broadcasting, Internet on July 1, 2009 at 9:28 am

what is twitter

Yesterday I received an exasperated email from a friend of mine who wanted me to explain Twitter. Why are celebrities’ tweets so boring? Why do news media keep banging on about it? How could he possibly learn anything about Iran or Michael Jackson’s death? “Twitter is so …. Aaargh!’ he wrote.

Well I’m no expert on social networking, web technology, protest organisation, celebrity culture, international politics, well you get the idea – I’m not an expert on a lot of things. But I donned my best research hat and gave it a go. This was my attempt to make sense of Twitter:

Dear Correspondent,

I’m not surprised you’re feeling a bit overwhelmed by the amount of coverage Twitter is getting in the news and online. A quick search for “Twitter” at www.irishtimes.com returned 307 articles that referenced the micro-blogging website. A similar search on www.guardian.co.uk returned 2,367 articles, while a search on www.nytimes.com returned an unbelievable +10,000 articles. For any topic, that is a lot of content. So why are all these media types so interested in Twitter and what is it about their coverage of Twitter that has got you so “aaargh”? Well I tried to figure it out.

And where better to start than with celebrities. The fact that their tweets are less interesting than you expect them to be is, I’m afraid to say, all your own fault. Celebrities are real people, not the semi-mythical, ever stylish libertines of your imagination. Hence their tweets about their humdrum lives, cooped up in houses they can never leave for fear of being recognised will always seem dull to anyone who expects them to be constantly glamorous. Yet despite the mundane content of most celebrity tweets many people seem to find celebrities’ posts absolutely engrossing.

Take Stephen Fry, the British actor and writer, he’s a pretty popular guy and Twitter reflects that, 604,000 people ‘follow’ him. That’s about the entire population of Glasgow. You may think this is a lot, but you’d be surprised then if I told you that he doesn’t even make to the top 100 most followed list on www.twitterholic.com. According to Twitterholic Ashton Kutcher, the American actor and model, has just under a staggering 2.5 million ‘followers’. Forget Glasgow, that’s almost the entire population of Mongolia tuned in to Ashton Kutcher’s 140 character witticisms and pictures of Demi Moore.

From Twitterholic’s charts it’s safe to assume that following celebrities is a popular way to use Twitter. And if we also assume, quite safely I might add, that people like to know what celebrities are up to, understanding Twitter is pretty simple. In previous decades the redtops and glossy magazines, such as Hello and OK, attempted to satisfy people’s demands for celebrity gossip. Since the rise of the internet, mobile phones and digital image capturing technologies stalking celebrities has become much easier. As a result there’s a lot more content and celebrities have found their lives revealed in more detail than ever before. Public interest in them, however, has not abated, if anything these new technologies have just created a perfect storm of celebrity stalking.

In a world where their every move is scrutinised what’s a celebrity to do? Well using Twitter seems to make sense. Twitter allows celebrities to combine two of their favourite things, self promotion and information control, with the added benefit that it’s easy to use for everyone involved. Celebrities can update their fans, or more ominously ‘followers’, on every aspect of their lives. They can easily scoop newspapers, magazines and websites, if they’re fast enough, with apologies and explanations for gaffs they make by sending a simple text message. In a way, they can regain some sort of control over how people see them by having direct contact with the public.

Of course the other thing celebrities love to do is promote themselves and this brings us nicely into the realms of information dispersal. Celebrities like to keep their profiles high, Twitter lets them keep a stream of information coming that is easily and quickly digestible (the average tweet taking merely a few seconds to read). But it isn’t just celebrities who like to keep information coming and their profile high, companies and politicians like it too.

Eight commercial companies ranked on Twitterholic’s 100 most followed chart, including Google, Amazon, Whole Foods Market, Dell, Jet Blue Ariways, Women’s Wear Daily and Threadless. Similarly in the political arena Barack Obama, 10 Downing Street and the World Economic Forum all ranked on the chart. Even more impressive however was the prevalence of American news media with the New York Times, CNN, ABC, NPR, E! News and Good Morning America all ranking in the top 100. This side of the Atlantic the technology sections of the Guardian and the BBC ranked on the charts.

This is all fine you may say, people want to use Twitter to promote things and distribute information, what’s so strange about that? Well I’ll bet that when you were introduced to Twitter it was pitched to you as a social-networking site, a Facebook or Bebo that had nothing else apart from a status bar. To the sceptical it possibly seemed like social networking distilled to its very self-aggrandising and voyeuristic essence. Originally that was what Twitter did and was designed to do. However due to its simplicity, it has since come to be used in a very different way.

A recent report conducted by a team of business and tech grad students at Harvard revealed that people who used Twitter did so in a very different way to other social networking sites. They found that the average number of lifetime tweets per user is one and that half of users tweet less than once every 74 days. Furthermore they found that 90% of tweets are posted by a mere 10% of users. As the report suggests: “this implies that Twitter resembles more of a one-way, one-to-many publishing service more than a two-way, peer-to-peer communication network.” Twitter is therefore becoming more and more a service that people sign up to to receive information, rather than use as a way to interact with others as you would on say Facebook.

So what is it about Twitter that got media types excited over the Iranian election protests?

Take this editorial from the Washington Times on the 16th June, four days after the election took place, as an example. It was titled “Iran’s Twitter revolution.” This article claimed that the mass protest, street demonstrations and rioting in Tehran by supporters of the Independent Reformist presidential candidate Mir-Hossein Mousavi “were brought to the world in real time through social-media networks and online video.” It went on to claim that “as open defiance of the election results broke out, citizen journalists used new media to spread the word” and that “well-developed Twitter lists showed a constant stream of situation updates and links to photos and videos, all of which painted a portrait of the developing turmoil.”

A similar “Twitter revolution” occurred in Moldova earlier this year when the ruling Communist party won the parliamentary election with just under 50% of the vote. Opposition supporters accused the government of electoral fraud and protests in Chişinău, the capital, descended into riots with claims of violent government crackdowns. All this was apparently aided and captured by a range of web and digital technologies. What’s important to understand in both these cases is that although international media outlets called them “Twitter revolutions” these news organisations were merely using Twitter as a buzz word to cover a range technologies. Due to Twitter’s prevalence in the news media’s echo chamber over the past year, it made a nice catchphrase. In reality the range of “social networks and online video” that they referred to was much more widespread than a single technology.

In addition to this catchphrasing, some critics have been sceptical of the extent to which these technologies were actually used in Iran and Moldova. Most reports now concede that most of the organizing in Iran occurred through far more mundane means: SMS text messages and word of mouth. Businessweek reported that when the Iranian government blocked the Twitter site “tech-savvy netizens” used “proxy addresses such as Tor or Proxy.org to bypass the government block of certain IP addresses.” This solution however was far too complicated for many users hence organising in more conventional ways, “over the phone and knocking on doors,” was the main method.

Furthermore the information available on Twitter itself about the protests has been called into question. How can anything be vouched for or validated? And how can it sorted through to find useful information? They are two questions that news organisations are constantly asking and also at times ignoring. In Iran’s case international news media were willing to take a lot of this digital content seriously due to the fact that their own reporters and correspondents were frequently banned from covering any kind of protest by the Iranian government. Since they couldn’t get the pictures and the stories themselves they relied on these raw channels as, probably not sources of information, but a least as leads for stories to follow up.

And that brings me to my final point. Twitter is becoming more and more commonly used as a way to distribute information alongside other internet media platforms such as YouTube to create interest in events and promote them. In Iran the real importance of the “Twitter revolution” was that it allowed a small tech savvy portion of the opposition to help focus international media attention on their cause. So although the romantic image of an Iranian protestor tweeting from the street to the world at large may not be real, at least Twitter is a little more useful than just broadcasting the thoughts of the bored and the famous.

Plug-o-rama!

In Broadcasting, Comedy, Film, Magazines on May 13, 2009 at 10:23 pm

Lots of brilliant people have been making so many great films and podcasts and magazines recently that I thought a little wanton pulgging was in order. On that note…

Barry - a short film

First up is Barry. A short film, written by Rupert Raby and directed by John Michell:

Ella is seven. Her best friend is the best friend a girl could have: Barry. Her rabbit. They don’t care what other girls say about them.  They like to spend days in the park, having picnics, sharing secrets and dreams of escaping. But how can she when her dad’s best friend was once her’s too?

The Barry crew are currently trying to raise funds, they’re about half way there so help them out. It’s bound to be good and if you’re generous enough you get to go to the premier!

The Invisible Tour Guide

The Invisible Tour Guide is bonkers and genuinely, rib-ticklingly hilarious, with a full complement of silly voices, crazy twisting plots and wonderful characters. Oh, I should probably say that it’s a podcast (one of the many that’s kept me going over the past month of exams/project deadlines). The first five episodes were followed up by an old timey radio play:

‘Behind the Tour Guide’ is an imaginary documentary following two weeks in the life of world renowned expert, imaginary Professor Byron Frump, as he battles a tricky conspiracy involving 11 foot tall aliens from the Bacchanalian dimension, the grand inquisitor of the Royal Society, and an Italian masquerading as a ladies unmentionables millionaire.

Catch up with episodes 1 to 5 and the Behind the Tour Guide show by subscribing.

EXIT Magazine

Coming soon is EXIT Magazine. It’s very mysterious and very good. It’ll be around in the last week of May. But for now I can’t say any more. (Disclaimer: I wrote an article Exit)

Pinpoint Radio

Also coming soon is Pinpoint Radio, another great podcast this time by a bunch of fantastic broadcast journalism students. It will feature radio documentaries, magazine shows and more great talk radio. (Another disclaimer: I produced some of these shows)

A Crash Course in World Lit.

In Books on May 13, 2009 at 8:57 pm

Old books

Having recently attempted to compile a list of every book I have ever read, I came to realise that either I have a memory like a sieve, or my  familiarity with modern and classic literature is not nearly as good as I had hoped. Unfortunately I suspect the later.

To but it bluntly:  I’ve read far too much crap and not enough classic books. So to stem this avalanche of pulp I’ve started a little mid-year resolution to pick up some of the those more daunting books that over the years I’ve bought and put on the shelf without a second glance.

I kicked it off over the weekend with J.B. Ballard’s Crash. Now Ballard is one of those authors who’s name’s always popping up on my radar. He’s always being cited as a source of inspiration for so many other writers and musicians that I’m kind of surprised I’ve never got round to him before.

And in theory Crash seems like a book I would like. Cultish, clever, provocative: it’s about sex, technology, society and the interaction between them all. It’s been feted as a work of genius but I’ve got to be honest, within a few pages Ballard’s descriptions of gruesome car crash wounds with their lurid sexual overtones quite successfully shocked and disgusted me.

I say successfully because wasn’t that the point? Isn’t Crash supposed to be an extreme metaphor that uses shock and repulsion to drive home Ballard’s observations on modern society? (pun definitely intended)

In the foreword he writes “I would like to think Crash is the first pornographic novel based on technology.” Although I can’t vouch for it being the ‘first’ I would certainly agree that it is steeped in violent and sexual content that envisions the car crash as an act of “sinister portent, a nightmare marriage between sex and technology.”

So it’s all quite contemplative and metaphorical, and although I expected the initial shock of the gore and explicit sex to wane, it didn’t happen. Each climactic scene introduced some new twist, as memorable as it was nauseating. That though is only a testament to Ballard’s writing. His style is neat and simple, clipped and concise, yet there’s still enough room for his characters to come to life. Not that it takes much effort, after all as Ballard himself wrote “the fiction is already there. The writer’s task is to invent the reality.”

So Crash was the first book on this new course of mine. To follow it up I’m now half way through The Centaur by John Updike. After that I’ll be reading Thomas Mann’s The Magic MountainLord Jim by Joseph Conrad, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald and Hermann Hesse’s Beneath the Wheel. Now there’s a connection between these five novels and if you can guess what it is I’ll send you something nice. No Googling, answers on a postcard.

Waveriders

In Film, Sport on April 11, 2009 at 9:48 pm

Waveriders

If a blockbuster thriller is a large chocolate milkshake, a documentary about surfing in Ireland is a surely tall glass of orange juice. Well that was how my cinema going accomplice described it. But is Waveriders pure-pressed goodness or is it just a brackish SunnyD knock-off?

Well for the fact that it’s an Irish feature length documentary that managed to get a cinema release, and that it’s about a pretty obscure yet interesting topic, it deserves a certain amount of praise. And with that qualifier I bet your now waiting for me to now pull it apart or embark on a scathing scene by scene deconstruction of its cinematography. Or maybe not. Anyway I’ll just try to lay it out as straight as I can:

There’s really no avoiding it, Waveriders was disjointed and unfocused. It felt like a documentary in three parts. Its opening subject was George Freeth and the origins of the modern sport. It then veered into a segment about Kevin Naughton and his surfing-exploration contributions to Surfer magazine in the ’60s and ’70s. Then finally (with a small and puzzling detour into the world or professional surfing and an interview with Kelly Slater – seemingly inserted because Slater happened to be surfing in Ireland at the time the film was made) it phased into a final section about the Malloy brothers, soul surfing and big wave hunting off the west coast.

Now don’t get me wrong, I found all these different parts really interesting in themselves. Freeth’s story, the “brown Mercury” with all the power of the sea in his winged heels (Jack London’s description – not mine), is fascinating for its pioneer spirit. Naughton’s career as a travel writer and surfing explorer, which in way opened up to world to surfing, is just as interesting. And the final third section of the film which sees the Malloy brothers, Richard Fitzgerald and Gabe Davies riding some terrifyingly enormous waves off the coast of Antrim and Donegal is simply amazing.

When it’s all put together though it lacks coherency. The point it’s trying to make is that surfing, the modern sport – not the pastime of Hawaiian kings, has had an Irish connection throughout its development from the very start (Freeth, Naughton, the Malloy’s were all descendants of Irish immigrants). And that because of its recent popularity in Ireland, especially on the west coast, in recent times it has experienced a sort of homecoming. I’m still not sure of the validity of that point but I’ll concede it for now. What’s more importantly for this documentary is that the point gets obscured as the more interesting stories are developed.

The result is that Waveriders seems muddled, but despite its problems it’s worth going to see. Maybe it’s not pure orange juice, but it could be tropical juice – it’s not really sure what it’s made of, or what it’s supposed to be, but it sure is tasty and refreshing.

Macuillage

In Design on April 8, 2009 at 11:23 am

About nine months ago, feeling flush and in need of a fancy treat I plumped out for a black macbook. My first ever mac as it so happens, up to that day I’d always had a PC. When I got home and slipped the little black number out of its furry sleeve I marvelled at its newness. I cherished it. I kept it as clean as possible and as safe as cloud be. I didn’t tinker with any aspect of it, I even left the wallpaper as it was.

This may sound a little strange so I should probably explain. I’m not really that computer savvy – I can use them fine, but I just have no idea how they work beyond a simple grasp of the basics. However I love finding useful programmes and cosmetically customising as many things as I could. As a result my old desktop PC was riddled with problems – clogged drives, files all over the place, hundreds of applications and programmes once used and now forgotten. It had started consistently freezing every ten minutes. It even manage to freeze my iPod a couple of times.

As you can imagine this got pretty annoying. Hence when I got my shiny new macbook I wanted it to remain as fresh and untampered with as possible. Nine months down the line though I’m bored with the preloaded settings and I’ve returned to my tinkering ways.

As I looked around for some sort of guide to tinkering with macs I discovered Lifehacker. Now as I said I’m no tech wizz, I just wanted some fancy visuals and some useful applications. Lifehacker’s Flickr desktop showcase provided huge chunk of inspiration. Some were serenly simple and others were completely insane. I tried recreating a few I liked and got my head around some of the most useful tools.

So here’s my (certainly not definitive) rundown of useful resources for the amateur mac tinkerer:

Yahoo Widgets – quite different to your dashboard widgets, they lay right on your desktop and are in most cases highly customisable. Great for getting useful apps like weather, clocks, iTunes remotes etc..

Wakoopa – although part social network part, part directory, it’s a good place to find applications, from big names like Firefox and Adium to smaller niche tools and programmes. Also membership of the network isn’t compulsory to browse/search the directory.

MacThemes – a good sources for ideas, reviews and new products when it comes to desktop customisation.

Magnifique – a free theme manager of Mac  OS X Leopard. Great for easily getting rid of Apple’s aqua.

Candybar – a great programme for icon manipulation. Pretty much any icon you can see on your mac you can change with Candybar. Couple it with Iconfactory, a free icon database, and you’re off.

Geektool – a monitoring programme that feeds you info about what your mac’s doing at all times. Beware of this one, it’s a little beyond my ability (or needs) so I haven’t tired it myself, but the site does say “for Panther or Tiger” and there are a few meltdown stories of people using it with Leopard.

Wallpapers – and finally where wold be be without the most important aspects of desktop customisation. Well obviously Flickr provides plenty of good images to use. If  you’ve completely  run out of ideas though check out Lifehacker’s wallpaper exchange.

A Cartoon in a Cartoon Graveyard

In Comedy, Music on April 2, 2009 at 9:36 pm

A man tries to walk into the room. He gets stuck in the doorway as a much shorter man tries to walk in at the same time. The room is bare apart from two chairs. They sit down, turn to each other and shake hands. Then they turn to the camera and just at the instant when Paul Simon is about to start singing Chevy Chase starts gesticulating and lip-syncing the lyrics…

A man walks down the street. He says “why am I soft in the middle now? Why am I soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard? I need a photo opportunity. I want a shot at redemption. Don’t want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard…

‘You Can Call Me Al’ was released in 1986. Chevy Chase was the perfect man to mime those words.

Simon and Chase made the video for the song with the help of Saturday Night Live creator Lorne Michaels. It turned out to be pretty popular at the time, Simon was having a big comeback on the strength of Graceland and Chase was at the height of his career. The late eighties were a good time for Chase, he stared in two sequels to National Lampoon’s Vacation and he hosted the Oscars in ‘87 and ‘88, greeting the crowd with the infamous opening line “Good evening Hollywood phonies!”

Then in the nineties Chase’s career nosedived. His movies flopped and in ‘93 his short lived chat show on FOX was axed after six weeks. Despite the occasional accolade, such as receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 1994, his career as an actor was over.

Paul Simon wrote ‘You Can Call Me Al’ after his trip to South Africa in 1986. One of the interpretations of the song is that it’s a subtle critique of apartheid. That doesn’t hold any water with me, neither do the references to that Depression era tune Brother Can You Spare A Dime. The only way of understanding this song is to treat it as a joke: it’s about Simon suffering an identity crisis, ‘finding himself’ in Africa and at the same time mocking the whole process.

“A man walks down the street…” could be the opening line of any stock groaner. The whole Betty and Al thing is just an inside joke on a bit of identity confusion at a party Simon attended. Hell “ got a short little span of attention” is a penis joke.

With hind-sight when Simon sings these words they’re tongue in cheek. But when Chase lip-syncs them in the video, it’s borderline tragic. We’re presented with the image of the aging comedian prophesising his impending cultural irrelevancy yet making self depreciating jokes about his crisis while still trying to pull off his same old schtik.

I need a photo opportunity. I want a shot at redemption. Don’t want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard…

In 1998 he turned down the role of Lester Burnham in American Beauty. He feared it would damage his image. Kevin Spacey took the part and subsequently won Best Actor at the Academy Awards.

Was that Chevy Chase’s shot at career redemption?

All Wound Up

In Games on March 30, 2009 at 10:42 pm

When it comes to playing video games I’ve always considered myself to be easily wound up. I curse like a sailor, sulk like a toddler and am prone to shouting horrendous things at Baby Peach as she overtakes me (yet again) on the final lap of a Mirror Grand Prix. So it’s fair to say that I’m susceptible to some game induced frustration. But to be honest I’ve come to accept it and kind of cherish it as part of the whole gaming experience. Yet I’ve never really considered how my gaming frustration is seen by others.

Well usually when I get irritated by games I’m playing them alone. It’s confounding, when I play with friends I’m positively zen, yet if you were to see me at home; the gnashing teeth, the clenched jaw, the crazed look in my eyes, the shouting, the swearing, the slamming of controllers around the living room, you would wonder – what on earth is the point?

Well I recently received a little enlightenment. The other day I heard my girlfriend shouting, swearing and hammering the sofa. She was playing No More Heroes on the Wii, ranking up against Destroy Man. It went a little like this:

“Yes! Yes, yes, yes, I’m going to kill you!”

“You’re fucking dead!”

“Why are you not dying?”

“No! That is so unfair. C’mon…”

and so on, until she eventually beat him and a lot of dancing and finger pointing ensued.

I listened in rapt attention. It sounded ridiculous – how did she get so worked up? It’s not as if she’s a hardcore gamer, more of a Sunday afternoon one. Immediately I thought, is that what I sound like when I play games? Is my frustration that ridiculous?

The answer is simple. Yes. Certainly. Beyond all trace of doubt. And from an external viewpoint getting frustrated with video games is completely ludicrous. But what really caught my attention as her beam katana swooped down to miss again was the uncanny similarity her changing emotions had with the Kübler-Ross grief model (bear with me).

As the battle ebbed and flowed there was denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. Not to mention a whole process of rationalisation that concluded that the game must be broken and the eventual delight that came with her victory.

It occured to me that it was all there. In a few fleeting moments that game forced her to experience all those sensations. It wasn’t simply frustration, it was an entire range of emotions. How many times have I experienced those flowing tides of elation and depression as a games turned on a single push of a button?

I realised that what I always considered to be an annoying side effect of games turned out to be nothing more than proof of their power. Now I know that next time I catch a glimpse of myself in the proverbial mirror, ranting and raving, I’ll laugh in a slightly embarrassed way yet also be glad knowing that playing games isn’t a futile experience.